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Expect Delays in Iraq

Right now we are offering three shirt styles. All our designs are printed on either a Delta Pro Weight short sleeved gray t-shirt, which is 90% cotton, 10% polyester or on a Delta Magnum weight white t-shirt which is 100% cotton. It is difficult to appreciate the quality of a shirt without actually seeing and feeling it, but our shirts are well made, with screen printed bright colors, and a nice feel and a comfortable to wear weight, which is not too thin, but not so thick that it is uncomfortable to work out in. If you would like to feel a shirt before you buy, Delta shirts are are fairly ubiquitous, and you may even be able to find one in your own closet or nearby store. If you are not satisfied with the quality of the shirt, you may return it before wearing or washing it, as per our return policy. Our t-shirts are all delay themed, and show a cartoon on the back of the shirt of something that can causes delays, presented in a humorous and funny way. There are shirts that highlight things that cause day-to-day delays such as a slow driver or obstacles in the road, or really big delays, like progress in the Iraq war. All shirts have the eXpect delaYs logo, featuring "Gus" on the front over the left upper chest. All of our shirts are shipped priority mail.

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This shirt is a tribute to one of the leading delays that we all face every day. The slow driver. And there is one sight which instills fear and terror in all that approach - the site of a gray haired head (often topped with a hat) just barely sticking up above the back of the driver's seat. This shirt shows an older woman behind the wheel, however the site of an older man can be just as frightening! This shirt is screen printed on a Delta Magnum Weight white t-shirt which is 100% cotton with the eXpect delaYs logo, featuring "Gus" on the front over the left upper chest and the large graphic on the back. So we bring you:

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"Old Woman Driver"

Item # shirtOW1 Price $14.99 (not available in XXL)

This is our political t-shirt in honor of the "Grand-Daddy" of all modern delays - any progress towards any goal in Iraq. This shirt will have different meanings for different people, depending on one's perspective and on how the "operation" has effected one's life or loved ones. One thing we all can agree on though, is that we must support our troops who are giving their all for us, regardless of how we feel about the Iraq operation itself. This shirt is screen printed on a Delta Pro Weight short sleeved gray t- shirt, which is 90% cotton and 10% polyester with the eXpect delaYs logo, featuring "Gus", on the front over the left upper chest and the large graphic on the back.

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"eXpect delaYs - Iraq"

Item # shirtIR1 Price $14.99 (XXL add $1.95)

Size: XXL $16.94

This shirt shows a scene which is familiar to our rural and pastoral friends. In areas of the country where there are "Open Ranges" or the occasional hole in the fence, a driver may often be faced with a bovine obstacle, which can significantly impede their progress. This shirt is screen printed on a Delta Magnum Weight white t-shirt which is 100% cotton with the eXpect delaYs logo, featuring "Gus", on the front over the left upper chest and the large graphic on the back.

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Cows in Road - eXpect delaYs

Item # shirtCO1 Price=$14.99 (XXL add $1.95)

Size: XXL $16.94